keepmenumb

zeldamaniac44:

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

(via humorstar)

Source: zeldamaniac44

childhoodruiner:

Teacher: do you have that homework assignment done?
Me:

(via humorrelated)

Source: sasasdadsa

I love y’all hoes

Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union

Anonymous

ohmygodthanks:

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

Source: ohmygodthanks

hanari-san:

stunningpicture:
To the person who posted the Jenga tower earlier. Your move.
how the FUCK

(via humorrelated)

treygotguap:

Me tryna turn up with my friends knowing damn well I’m hurting inside and want to go home

(via codeinewarrior)

Source: treygotguap

fake:

thoughtsofdog:
i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family
this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

(via heart)

Source: thoughtsofdog

faithmp3:

faithmp3:
the relationship women have with their own reflection…beyond complex
I was going to elaborate but I don’t think I could capture it as well as some ppl in the tags

(via vibrantview)

Source: faithmp3

(via lubricates)

Source: raychillster

mapsontheweb:

Alleged ISIS Aspirations Compared to Territory Currently Controlled by ISIS.

😂😂😂😂😂

Source: reddit.com